DO NOT DISMISS THIS OPPOTUNITY AS A BLATENT WASTE OF TIME UNTIL YOU HAVE HEARD TODAY'S JACKPOT PRIZE: A Mars Bar.
YES YOU COULD BE WALKING AWAY WITH YOUR OWN PRIVATE MARS BAR> AND THAT'S NOT ALL, ANSWER THE BONUS QUESTION CORRECTLY AND YOU WILL ALSO RECIEVE...A CORN FLAKE.
How do I enter? I hear you desperately cry. Well all you have to do is answer the questions below in the space provided for the guestbook on the 'Do Not Contact Me' page, leaving your e-mail address. It's easy. The winning entry will be pulled out of a hat and the following morning a Mars Bar, and if you're doubly lucky, a cornflake, will be e-mailed to you via the INTERNET.
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LEVEL ONE QUESTIONS:
1) Which well known Pubic Liability member is credited with saying; 'It's not that I think a lot of myself, it's just that in these cold winter months, my ass is the perfect place to keep my head warm.'
a) Plum
b) Deeming
c) PLUM
2) Observe the picture (left). Its last weeks winner hungrily wating for his Mars Bar.
But what is the capital of France?
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Question 3
Note the picture (right)
Where is this?
a) Wall Heath
b) Hall Weath
c) Smashed Teeth
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Observe the 'Wall Heath Windmill'. What according to the historically accurate 'Wall Heath Website' is the 'Windmill' credited to have wrong with it?
a) Its a dormant volcano
b) There is no way in (or out if you happen to be the poor sod who lives in there)
c) It is 'almost completley covered in ivy' (the horror!)
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Mike Kay
But how did he end up at Himley Hall?
a) Mason was going there and he got tangled up in his leg hair
b) This isnt actually Mike but a statue erected to comemorate his contribution to the Brittish music scene
c) Basically took a wrong turning
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Gimp awards 2001
Last years winner pondering over a cleansweep victory.
But how many hours does Plum spend on his hair every morning?
a) None its actually a 'hair complement' (baldies' wig)
b) None, his boyfriend does it
c) 9765477899674533333000000000000 hours
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Katey Knights future husband-geek-ugly-spouse-sidekick-second-to-rob-replacement-loser
And you wondered why your dad boarded off the basement...
Question number five is- who is this REALLY?
a) one of Amy Richards French pimps made infamous from the toilet incident, finally tracked down by bloodhoods trained to follow the haunting scent of rotting scum
b)the Paul 'Dreadnought' Smith from games workshop who chucked me and Duck out the shop for moving the figures on the table (the horror!)
3)A clone of Steven Foot suffering from a gene defect causing the patient to be addicted to shoving microphones up his ass
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Richard Hackett was happy once
Its true, Richard Hackett was once famous for lighting up a room with his contageous toothsome grin. So howcome now he is known as the face of eternal misery?
a) someone sat on his Mars Bar
b) safeway stopped stocking Cheddary
c) No thats not right, this is his brother
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