Why bother? You never talk to me in the street. I saw you on the bus the other day and you never even said hello, and now, now I have bothered to sit here at work/college/home/the Mason Appreciation Societies Secret Headquarters and make a web page...

Oh go on then. But be quick. When I wrote this I had only eighteen people on the counter. And I've been on it seventeen times.

My Address
Isn't here. I don't want you coming round my house expecting dinner. Ive just set the table for me and Clare, Ive made her favourite...

REMEMBER
This is a local site for local people. We'll have no trouble here
SIGN THE GUESTBOOK (but no naughty language)
Its down a bit. You'll have to scroll down a little.