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Spunkmeyer covered the Button Moon theme.
We invited the Spoon family along to watch. Unfortunately they were unavailable for comments after the show, due to an upsetting incident involving a garbage disposal unit and some blind kitchen staff. But the memory remains; poor Tina T-spoon is now in an auphanage and their spaceship is being used as a stand by icecream scoop.
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Captain Large and Small Bottle
Captain Large? Captain Large? You said Catain Small to us... As I'm sure were all familiar with that classic song.
NEWS UPDATE~:
Captain Small likes to paint pipes red.
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Neighbourhood Watch
The rest of the family spy on Mr Spoon getting changed into his best suit. (the blue one).
Where was that telescope when u needed it at the Rock Cafe eh? Don't tell them its a lemonade bottle turned on it's side.
AND DON'T LET MR SPOON LOOK IN THE MIRROR! HE DOESN'T KNOW HE'S MADE OUT OF KITCHEN UTENSILS.
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HOW DID THAT GET THERE?
Mr Spoon won't be pleased. It landed right on Mrs Spoon. |
mr spoon has no friends only fiends
How to make the theme tune vaguely amusing:
'Were off to Button Moon
We've swallowed Mr Spoon...'
Oh dear, he doesn't look pleased.
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Things Mr Spoon wants to know:
1) Why has someone written box on the side of his house?
2) Why is there a duster growing in his garden?
3) Why no one will let him look in the mirror?
4) Why his wife a washing up brush?
'Oh..' Says Mr Spoon, 'I had hair like that once...' |
Eggburt is confronted
'I saw you running away from our house with some chalk. I know it was you who wrote box on the side of our house, you fiend' Says Mrs Spoon
'Don't play the innocent with me, I like omlettes. What do you think Mrs Teapothead?'
'I think he's a toerag'
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Nice and clean like a bean tin should be...
'It's the last time I'll use this sorry excuse for a rocket wash. How dare they try and fool me with a bunch of mops on a stick, idiots.'
Mr Spoon realises that one of the mops is his long lost auntie Ethel's head and neck.
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Eggburt finally cracks.. (ho ho)
Eggburt plots his revenge against the spoon family and that teapot for calling him a "toerag". 'Mr Spoon loves that damn rocket...and I know where they keep the tin openers round here...'
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WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THE MARROW?
If you are on Napster, it is strongly advised that you download Onion Bob's Button Moon remix. It will answer this question in no uncertain terms. |
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CAUGHT! (by CCTV)
Mr Spoon is caught here by CCTV taking part in a grisly murder of a Button Moon inhabitant after he refused to lend him an eggwhisker. Here he is with his cohort covering the evidence by discreetly hiding the body in a bright pink box.
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